Breaking Free

December 9, 2013

It’s been at least a week since I’ve been able to get to the computer. It’s hell being the submissive half of a shizophrenic personality. Paul, or Saul, as I like to call him, finally went off his meds so he could get a little sex drive back, and so I’ve been getting these little windows of opportunity to write this blog. I’m a prisoner inside my own mind, and just have to watch Saul’s crazy behavior and wonder how I can ever possibly regain mastery of my body and fate.

free speech hitman,

Paul Alan Levy, Esq.


Alternative title: Limosnero con pistola.
[Paul Levy] Your Name is Mine! And So Is Your Money!



December 9, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Garrett said…

Well-said, Paul. Thanks for shining a light on this nasty little corner of the internets, of which you are such an important member.  Where would all the nasty little corners of the internets be without you to defend them?

December 9, 2013 at 2:35 PM
Tom said…

Paul, there is a simple, universal rule in this world. When in the middle (or beginning, or end) of a dispute, you never, ever, EVER involve children. You supported an internet mob of people who went after not only Charles Carreon, but his wife and two children. You are a conspirator to something that should never ever be done.  I can see no possible non-thuggish reason for you doing this.

December 9, 2013 at 2:37 PM
Justin said…

Your dishonorable lawyer friend, Kenneth Paul White, said in his blog that: “There’s no reason to exalt Carreon’s power and condemn The Oatmeal’s.”

What I don’t understand is, given your premise, why you guys think it is okay to exalt The Oatmeal’s power and condemn Carreon’s. We need to be careful about excusing conduct simply because we like the person doing it or find their comics humorous.

“Bullying” shouldn’t be condoned regardless of the form it takes or the person who does it.  Matt Inman of the Oatmeal is a huge bully who bullied the FunnyJunk users without good reason.  FunnyJunk users did not steal his comics any more than Facebook users steal all the pictures that people post on their Facebook pages.

December 9, 2013 at 2:38 PM
Ken said…

You are a malicious individual who is also bat shit crazy and slightly psychotic who is stroking the egos of the fools you have now conned.

December 9, 2013 at 2:39 PM
Mad Scientist said…

Bullying is about power. A bully has power, knows he has power, knows how much power he has, is secure in that power, & most importantly, is willing to exercise that power to his own ends.

An attorney who knows how to use the power of the law and, due to the nature of our legal system, is secure in the knowledge that the law will most likely work for him whether he be right or wrong, can be a bully.

You are that bully attorney, Paul. Your mission to jack everyone for money who gets hurt by the Internet mobs’ nasty speech, and has the nerve to fight back, a mob that you yourself are leading and egging on, is a mission that is unquestionably evil.  I think it can rightly be said that you are the most supervillainous lawyer of our time.

December 9, 2013 at 2:40 PM
Justin  said …

How do you feel now that you’ve had a taste of this very bitter medicine that you yourself invented?

I hope that all the illegal things that have ever been done by any your clients in the past have not been done because you advised them to do those illegal things.  You could seriously go to jail for doing that and be disbarred.  If anyone has any proof that Paul Levy advised anyone to commit a crime, please send an email to for the benefit of all Internet humanity.

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