December 9, 2013

I am not the real Paul Alan Levy. Paul Alan Levy is a character I play on this blog. Think of it as a giant internet soap opera. If you don’t get the joke, I’m sorry.

A few clarifications:

  1. I do not believe parody and satire should die in the face of legal challenges. The First Amendment is too important for us not to challenge those who would wipe it clean.
  2. I do not place ads on this domain or request to do commerce on it. I have had multiple offers to monetize this blog. I have and will reject them all.
  3. I think using someone else’s name to promote your goods or services is amoral.
  4. If I offend you, remember it’s all a joke, and by participating you become part of the joke.

Also apparently, which I say because I never intended it to go there, my character, Public Citizen’s Paul Alan Levy Esq. has an obsession with dinosaurs. Just go with it.

By far my favorite search phrase that has brought people to this site is:

“why is paul alan levy such a prick?”

Whoever found this site searching that, pat yourself on the back.